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LOVED ORGAN? Limericks are silly and lewd, And sometimes, incredibly crude, So, if you're uptight, Be advised that you might, Be offended if you are a prude. There once was a man from Kent, With a penis so long that it bent, It was so much trouble, That he folded it double, And instead of coming, he went. A kinky young girl from Bordeaux, Fell in love with a dashing young beau. To increase his regard, She would squat in his yard, And pee "I Love You" in the snow.